December 2011
Rolling day 3. Final destination Austin #interstatebeerrun
Drinking a Red Rocket Ale by Bear Republic Brewing Co. — http://t.co/P4hhP1QH
Sending drunk merry Christmas texts. Oops
Fells Point it is. #tonight #Festivus
I’m finally wound down after getting to the hotel. Dog was cranky and he’s finally chilled. CRASH!
For the first stop… El Campo, TX (@ Chevron) http://t.co/XnfYMUTU
RT @TrippingOlney: BEN ROETHLISBERGER IS IN A MASSIVE STADIUM WITH NO LIGHTS. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
My Maryland Cream of Crab Soup with a Texas Twist →
Do not talk to me. I’m not in the mood. Unless there’s sexy time in the mix
Happy birthday @lanaberry (@ Haven w/ 6 others) http://t.co/WpepInZJ
Another Michigan State girl? These are trouble…
Wearing a Johnny Unitas jersey & have been asked twice if I’m a Colts fan. No! I’m a Baltimore fan & Johnny U played for the BALTIMORE Colts
Why must you gay dudes prance, @BrettBearce @OneFineJay?
Hustla the Rabbit. I need to go to sleep. ROFL http://t.co/GilI0wSb
November 2011
I’m at Lavaca Street Bar & Grill (405 LAVACA ST, 4th and Lavaca, AUSTIN) http://t.co/6XkMO6fh
Hell of an insightful piece from Bleacher Report on the Bernie Fine situation, journalistic integrity and ESPN http://t.co/OCvtmtJJ
Wow. UNC beat by UNLV #holyfuck
Wed night. Thursday day. Feel like this is Saturday but it’s not. Sleeping in ( #like9am) tomorrow
I’ll tell you what I’m thankful for tomorrow
This chick is so annoyingly princess that I look at her and mourn Dallas
Why an onside kick this early? Ii can’t comprehend this football logic
RT @drewmagary: For real, I’ve seen Oliver Stone movies that are more fucking accurate than Vince Young.
Goddamn Texas
Fun night. Final UT tailgate for the year tomorrow. Saying goodbye to @jeffscout, happy birthday to @katebuckjr and non tweeting Gabby
My dog is dogging me as I eat brisket sliders in front of him. He acts like he never eats
September 2011
This dog is about to find out the variety of ways I can kill him
Hat trick. @torreysmithwr #ravens
I’m at Old Pecan St. Festival (Austin) w/ 51 others http://t.co/q5gGpQUP
I am now home until I do laundry. Just saying #skanky
Cam Newton vs JAX or Matt Ryan vs Tampa? #fantasyfootball
Boy I was all kinds of sunshiney last night
Rare for a former president to make statements on sitting administration policy decisions http://t.co/WjeKCToW
Ah fuck it. 80k.
I think I just cut my ear on a cab #wishtherewasafundrunkstory
I spent three hours decrypting a malware file just to find it creating a benign looking form that does nothing. Very confused.
RT @jenneraustin: Watching Ravens vs Steelers with @iragsdale @Technosailor at the Tavern. http://t.co/eyyBv76
Falling asleep to Bleak House on Netflix #idoclassics #gnight
Obama or Rodgers? →
Wow. Happy WP Engine day. One of our customers, @infochimps acquired another customer @keepstream. Congrats, all
Heading to bed. Waiting for the barrage on my Facebook wall. Tomorrow I’m gonna try to work #aaron35
Just saw a friend whose mom lost jet house in the Bastrop fire. Fuck :(
I’m the mayor, bitches (@ The Peached Tortilla) http://t.co/Un3Uj7Q
Godville 21:42: A voice from the skies shouted: ‘deep Eddy and Banh mi, bitches.’ Funny.
http://t.co/CszJteK
August 2011
I’m at Austin Regional Clinic (3828 S 1st St, Ben White Blvd, Austin) http://t.co/XMCjka0
Looking for a current picture of me w/hair and portrait quality and I come across this gem that @Ardvaark took. YIKES! http://t.co/rOQvw7S
The Evolution of a Mistress. http://t.co/FlAjIXx
Natalie Dormer as Anne Boleyn in the Tudors … the things I’d do
On the plus side, I’m confirmed to guest speak at American University (School of Communications) on Oct 18. Guess that means I’m in DC ;)
7 years ago, I started blogging by tackling politics. Smarter and more seasoned today, I’m thinking I may tackle that again.
RT @ceoDanya: ya LIBYANS when I SAY TAKBEER YOU say allahuakbar!!!